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here fishie fishie

A Somalian arrives in Manukau City(Auckland) as a new immigrant to New Zealand.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,
"Thank you Mr.New Zealand man for letting me in this country!


"But the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am a Pakistani".


The man goes on and encounters another passer-by.

"Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in New Zealand!"
 The person says "I no Kiwi. I flom Hong Kong" The new arrival walks
further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and
says

"Thank you for the wonderful Kiwiland!"
 That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Iran, I am not Kiwi!"
 He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously,

"Are you a New Zealand citizen?"
 She says, "No, I from Tonga!"
 So he is puzzled, and asks her,

"Where are all the New Zealanders?"
 The Tongan lady looks around, shrugs, and says...

"Probably in Australia."

Frenchy  :D
quot;A learned blockhead is a greater blockhead than an ignorant one."

IAMRustyBlade

ROFLMAO!
And the Gold Coast seems to attract alot of people like your good self Justin.
 We always knew we were going to get a big crowd at the Chargers home games if the Warriors were playing  :wink:

nemo1981

Steve

Email: stevenandamy81@optusnet.com.au
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madbob101

Too true  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Davies da fishman

yeh, good old gold coast......it's not just the kiwi's either...instead of playin spot the asian u play spot the aussie
 woman is more like a beer...They look good...They smell good...And you'd step over your own mother just to get one!!

ashhhh

:lol: ...... 8) ....... :roll:
Cheers.....
Ash