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Fish talk => General Aquarium Discussion => Topic started by: here fishie fishie on August 25, 2005, 12:40:01 PM

Title: Joke
Post by: here fishie fishie on August 25, 2005, 12:40:01 PM
A Somalian arrives in Manukau City(Auckland) as a new immigrant to New Zealand.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,
"Thank you Mr.New Zealand man for letting me in this country!


"But the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am a Pakistani".


The man goes on and encounters another passer-by.

"Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in New Zealand!"
 The person says "I no Kiwi. I flom Hong Kong" The new arrival walks
further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and
says

"Thank you for the wonderful Kiwiland!"
 That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Iran, I am not Kiwi!"
 He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously,

"Are you a New Zealand citizen?"
 She says, "No, I from Tonga!"
 So he is puzzled, and asks her,

"Where are all the New Zealanders?"
 The Tongan lady looks around, shrugs, and says...

"Probably in Australia."

Frenchy  :D
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Post by: IAMRustyBlade on August 25, 2005, 01:20:31 PM
ROFLMAO!
And the Gold Coast seems to attract alot of people like your good self Justin.
 We always knew we were going to get a big crowd at the Chargers home games if the Warriors were playing  :wink:
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Post by: nemo1981 on August 25, 2005, 03:58:41 PM
nice
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Post by: madbob101 on August 25, 2005, 06:49:22 PM
Too true  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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Post by: Davies da fishman on August 25, 2005, 07:04:20 PM
yeh, good old gold coast......it's not just the kiwi's either...instead of playin spot the asian u play spot the aussie
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Post by: ashhhh on August 25, 2005, 09:50:45 PM
:lol: ...... 8) ....... :roll: