A mother decides to pay an uninvited visit to her newly married son,
She knocks at the door, but on getting no answer she lets herself in,
The lights are dim, soft music is playing, the smell of perfume is in the air
and there seductively posed on the sofa is her naked daughter inlaw.
"What are you doing" she cried
"I'm waiting for my husband" says the daughter inlaw
"But you're Naked" she exclaimes
Daughter in law replys "This is my love dress"
"My husband loves me in my love dress, he can't get enough of me. He ravages my body over and over for hours". "It is wonderful"
Mother leaves hurridly but on her drive home starts thinking.
When she arrives home she bathes, lights scented candles, turns on some romantic music, undresses and lies down herself in a seductive pose.
Husband arrives home,
Opens the door to find his wife lying there waiting for him.
"What in Gods name are you doing he says"
"This is my love dress. Do you like it" she replys sweetly.
"The bloody dress needs ironing and whats for dinner" is his reply.
Cheers Linda
is that from a past experience linda.??
lol. good one.
oh thats a cracker!! :lol:
i could see bob doing that for linda..............
:lol: i like it!
Thanks guys...I'm not that wrinkled yet!
Cheers Linda
Hmmm....
hahaha Im pretty sure i could do with an iron on the stomach. I would have to say i look better in clothes. Lace items hide alot, even on the couch. hehehehe
Would have to agree Devz11. Shame about that but time and gravity do take their tole.
Cheers Linda
Its called motherhood. Thanks alot children. hahahahha