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>The Phillips-Pidcock family are sad to announce the death of their youngest daughter Lucy Phillips-Pidcock. Little blonde Lucy was never anything but a joy to have around, the family will miss her terribly. We're holding a funeral at 2pm. (The swiftness of this arrangement to minimise unwanted fishy smells). All those who cannot attend can observe a minutes silence to honour her and reflect on her life. No need to send flowers, instead give donations to the anchor worm foundation.<
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>I did have a thought this morning Winston – as we were pulling lucy from her watery grave – Ainsley kept poking her. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Maybe this death is a little fishy??!! I have a suspicion foul play might be at hand (or fin) after all Lucy was our favourite. We're keeping a round the clock watch on all of Ainsley's movements, it's just a matter of time before she slips up and confesses!!!<
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>Sadly,<
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>Fran<
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In case your all wondering WTF.... A friend of mine has just lost her first fish
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>I was thinking what a sad story to start with, then it got abit strange as i read on... Then WTF?